I was not feeling well and i made a visit to the Gynecologist. While there i realized that he was not only very cute but single too. I made it clear to him that i was interested but it became clear to me that he was a Satan worshipper. He informed me that in order to be with him i would have to accept Satan, but i refused. It was apparent that i had seriously misjudged my feelings and was in grave danger. I held the gold cross hanging around my neck and called to Jesus Christ my saviour to protect me. I kept repeating "Jesus Christ i accept you as my Lord and Saviour"
Perhaps this is my wake up call to go to church more than once a decade.
Help me, Jebus.
Monday, July 2, 2007
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