Sunday, February 4, 2007

Dr Kill-Dare?



I was staying in a motel room with rickety doors facing the street. I was friends with Richard Chamberlain (yes, the actor). He came to visit me one evening and i locked every lock on the door, something like 10. Afterwards i turned to him and the first thing i thought was, i think i shouldn't have done that. All those horror movies i've seen where you lock yourself in WITH the bad guy.

Of course, RC decides that he would now like to kill me so i have to unchain all these locks which i somehow do and run myself ragged, screaming down the street. But no one pays attention or helps me.

And then i'm on a bed, in an attic in a home in London during the blitz. And Richard is there again.

But he never actually got me.

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