I was G-dubs bodyguard and i protected him with my body and soul. We came under assault from blackhawks and i got him to safety. Once indoors he took off his pants to ask me if the jeans he wore underneath made his ass look fat (sadly yes, they did)
All of a sudden, his driver had me in the car and took my best friend, myself and Carmen Electra, forced us to wear lingerie and perform in a snuff film. My friend and I had to kill poor Carmen, i mean, she totally was going to knife us first.
We escaped after we disposed of Carmen and then i had sex with Dub. He really didn't seem to be into it, like he didn't like it.
But he let us go afterward.
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